Virtually everybody
has had that first job, usually as a teenager. You’re so proud,
you’re finally contributing to the community and society in a real
way. You’re important, you’re free! That is... once you finally
find someone willing to hire a 14-year-old with no experience.
I was unusually
young when I first tried my hand at the job market. I was around
12-13 when I filled out my first few applications - typical jobs that
you’d expect at that age: ice cream shops, grocery stores, tourist
shops downtown, etc. It turned out to be a lot harder than I’d
expected. Gone was the era of stopping by businesses and asking to
hand your resume to the manager like I’d been taught. Even the
“mom & pop” shops referred me to their corporate website and
refused to talk to me. But, I kept trying. I didn’t have the
connections to start up a lawn-mowing business or a lemonade stand,
just family members as references and a determined attitude.
After the first few
summers went by without any luck, I started getting discouraged. All
of the kids my age in movies and television shows have these cool
summer jobs! Making friends, earning money on the side, embarking on
classic summer job shenanigans, why couldn’t I find anything? Well,
child labor laws are largely to blame for that. Don’t get me wrong,
child labor laws are necessary. But the unfortunate downside is that
very few people would bother to hire someone under 18, let alone 14.
Most laws put strict and often backwards limits on the hours we could
work and the tasks we could do. For example, I could work until 11pm
on a school night, but I wasn’t allowed to take out the trash. I
was in charge of the welfare of children, but I couldn’t work more
than 4 hours straight. So why would someone hire a person with all of
these restrictions, even if they are allowed to pay them
substantially less than minimum wage? Don’t even get me started
there. Most places would happen upon my age and reject me right then
and there, sometimes in the middle of an interview.
The places that did
interview me? Most of them were nuts. You don’t have any experience
to go off of when you’re hiring young people, so most of them put
candidates through odd personality exercises to see if they “fit
the brand.” This ice cream shop I interviewed at asked me to sing
Row Row Row Your Boat
as loudly
as I could in a shop full of people. I guess I wasn’t eccentric
enough to serve ice cream, so I didn’t get that job.
Finally,
at 16 I landed a job at a resort water park as a lifeguard, which
still took 2 rounds of interviews. And
let me tell you, I was not qualified
to administer first aid,
serve as a first-responder, or watch
over small children's lives at 16.
I was terrified most of the
time. Also, 16-year-old girls in Baywatch style
red one-pieces and creepy,
middle-aged dads did not mix well. I
would have preferred to work at a mall store or a smoothie stand,
something with less responsibility and baggier clothes. But alas,
that’s the only job I could get at that young age, and I was
grateful.
Your
first job is always rough, and at some level it’s supposed to be!
It builds grit and maturity, and it’s a great starting point for
jobs later on. But between stringent
corporate policies and nutty
managers, it’s a lot harder than it looks in the movies. These days
even small, kid-friendly
businesses
like dog walking are dominated by apps that require you to be 18+, so
what are they
to do? Stick to your
allowance, and ignore the casual “when I was your age I worked in a
steel mill” stories from your relatives. That was a different time,
and they’re to blame for the crazy child labor laws anyways, so the
fault is on them. ;)
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